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- Electronic Terrorism
- By: King Tut
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- It starts when a big, dumb lummox rudely insults you. Being of a
- rational, intelligent disposition, you wisely choose to avoid a
- (direct) confrontation. But as he laughs in your face, you smile
- inwardly---your revenge is already planned.
-
- Step 1: follow your victim to his locker, car, or house. Once you have
- chosen
- your target site, lay low for a week or more, letting your anger
- boil.
-
- Step 2: in the mean time, assemble your versatile terrorist
- kit(details below.)
-
- Step 3: plant your kit at the desig- nated target site on a monday
- morning between the hours of 4:00 am and 6:00 am. Include a
- calm, suggestive note that quietly hints at the possibility
- of another attack. Do not write it by hand! An example of
- an effective note:
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- "don't be such a jerk, or the next one will
- take off your hand. Have a nice day."
-
- Notice how the calm tone instills fear. As if written by a
- homicidal psychopath.
-
- Step 5: choose a strategic location overlooking the target site. Try
- to position yourself in such a way that you can see his
- facial contortions.
-
- Step 6: sit back and enjoy the fireworks!
-
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- Assembly of the versatile, economic, and effective terrorist kit #1:
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- the parts you'll need are:
- 1) 4 aa batteries
- 2) 1 9-volt battery
- 3) 1 spdt mini relay (radio shack)
- 4) 1 rocket engine(smoke bomb or m-80)
- 5) 1 solar ignitor (any hobby store)
- 6) 1 9-volt battery connector
-
- step 1: take the 9-volt battery and wire it through the relay's coil.
- This circuit should also include a pair of contacts that when
- separated cut off this circuit. These contacts should be
- held together by trapping them between the locker,mailbox, or
- car door. Once the door is opened, the contacts fall apart
- and the 9-volt circuit is broken, allowing
- the relay to fall to the closed postion thus closing the
- ignition circuit. (If all this is confusing take a look at
- the schematic below.)
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- Step 2: take the 4 aa batteries and
- wire them in succession. Wire the positive terminal of one
- to the negative terminal of another, until all four are
- connected except one positive terminal and one negative
- terminal. Even though the four aa batteries only combine to
- create 6 volts, the increase in amperage is necessary to
- activate the solar ignitor quickly and effectively.
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- Step 3: take the battery pack (made in step 2) and wire one end of it
- to the relay's single pole and the other end to one prong of
- the solar ignitor. Then wire the other prong of the solar
- ignitor back to the open position on the relay.
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- Step 4: using double sided carpet tape mount the kit in his locker,
- mailbox, or car door. And last, insert the solar ignitor
- into the rocket engine (smoke bomb or m-80).
-
- Your kit is now complete!
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- ---------><---------
- I (CONTACTS) I
- I I
- I --- (9 VOLT)
- I - (BATTERY)
- I ---
- I I
- I (COIL) I
- ------///////-------
- /-----------
- / I
- / I
- / I
- (SWITCH) I I
- I I
- I --- (BATTERY)
- I - ( PACK )
- I ---
- I I
- I I
- ---- -----
- I I
- *
- (SOLAR IGNITOR)
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